Hello suckers, welcome back. Roxie’s in there being looked over by the State Medical Examiner. She says she’s gonna have a baby. Now why didn’t I think of that?

Can you imagine?
I mean can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?

I know a girl
A girl who lands on top
You could put her face
Into a pail of slop
And she’d come up smelling like a rose
How she does it, heaven knows.

Well, Doctor, is she or isn’t she?
She is!

I know a girl
A girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a two-ton truck
Then brush herself off and walk away
How she does it, I couldn’t say

So, Doc, would you swear to that statement in court? – Oh, yeah. – Good…you wanna button your fly?

Whilst I on the other hand
Put my face in a pail of slop
And I would smell like a pail of slop

I, on the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader than a duck

I know a girl who tells so many lies
Anything that’s true would truly cross her eyes
But what that mouse is selling
That whole world buys
And nobody smells a rat.

Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?

Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?

And now, Miss Roxie Hart and Miss Velma Kelly sing a song of unrelenting determination and unmitigated ego.

One thing I know – One thing I know
And I’ve always known – And I’ve always known
I am my own – I am my own
Best friend

Baby’s alive – Baby’s alive
But baby’s alone – But baby’s alone
And baby’s her own – And baby’s her own
Best friend

Many’s the guy
Who told me he cares
But they were scratchin’ my back
‘Cause I was scratchin’ theirs

And trusting to luck – And trusting to luck
That’s only for fools – Only for fools
I play in a game – I play in a game
Where I make the rules
And rule number one
From here to the end
Is ‘I am my own best friend’

Three musketees
Who never say die
Are standing here this minute

Me – Me
Myself – Myself
And I! -And I!

If life is a school
I’ll pass every test
If life is a game
I’ll play it the best
‘Cause I won’t give in
and I’ll never bend
and I am my own best friend!

Hey girl you feeling real uptight
no fun & games for you this friday night
your daddy says: “you might as well go to school”
he pays the bills so don’t you be no fool

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome

now listen to me
and hear what I’ve got to say
love will come your way
one of theese days
and in just a matter of time
every little thing is gonna be just fine

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome

(orgel solo)

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome

Of all the extras
your’re my favourite standing
when no one else is around
there’s always you

And I don’t care
that you’re older than my mother
cause I don’t wanna hangout
with those teenage freaks

Your’re always my second choice
easily amused my friend

You’re not that nice
but i’m not really bothered
When i feel likely
I just look at you
I just want somebody
I can presto
When i have no better things to do

Yor’re always my second choice
easily amused my friend

Of all the extras
your’re my favourite standing
when no one else is around
there’s always you

And I don’t care
that you’re older than my mother
cause I don’t wanna hangout
with those teenage freaks

You’re always my second choice
easilys amused my friend

In another dimension,
in another existence,
some other person
who is totally different

This might just work out fine
It might work out between you and me
We might be lovers there
We might just be a perfect match

In another dimension,
in another existence,
some other person
who is totally different

This might just work out fine
It might work out between you and me
We might be lovers there
We might just be a perfect match

I know i’m out of line
are we out of touch
but this is all too much

you’re such a groovy girl
i love to strap her on
when i’m really gone

let’s go parking baby
stay out all night
you and me together
2 wrongs don’t make a right
sweetest punks you’ve ever seen

you’re such a crazy girl
she doesn’t make no sense
it doesn’t bother me

she always throws me out
she always makes a scene
she’s just the sweetest thing

let’s go parking baby
stay out all night
you and me together
2 wrongs don’t make a right
your black hair is so obsecene
my heart aches at what a state i’m in

The summer’s here but I’m just sitting in my room
I sit and wonder If you think of me as I think of you
I’m lost without you, don’t know what I’m gonna do

When I had you, well I never realized
Now I blew it, I’ll never get another chance
Now the summer’s here and you’re with somebody else

Now that you’re gone I don’t know if I can carry on
I’m sorry ’bout the things that I’ve done
I know that it was over ‘fore it started

I have your number but I haven’t the guts to call
I know it’s up to me but I just stare at the wall
I know it’s useless, I should just forget it all

When I was with you I never took it seriously
When you told me you had it and that you would leave
I said: well baby, just go I’m better of alone

Now that you’re gone I don’t know if I can carry on
I’m sorry ’bout the things that I’ve done
I know that it was over ‘fore it started

The summer’s here but I’m just sitting in my room
I sit and wonder If you think of me as I think of you
I’m lost without you, don’t know what I’m gonna do

Now that you’re gone I don’t know if I can carry on
I’m sorry ’bout the things that I’ve done
I know that it was over ‘fore it started

Now that you’re gone I don’t know if I can carry on
I’m sorry ’bout the things that I’ve done
I know that it was over ‘fore it started
over ‘fore it started
over ‘fore it started

I wanna smoke crack
cause you’re never coming back
I wanna shoot speedballs
put my head against the wall
I wanna sniff glue
cause I can’t get over you

Am I gonna sort it out
Am I gonna sort it out

I wanna smoke crack
cause you’re never coming back
I wanna shoot speedballs
put my head against the wall
I wanna sniff glue
cause I can’t get over you

Am I gonna sort it out
Am I gonna sort it out
Am I gonna sort it out
Am I gonna sort it out

Am I gonna sort it out
Am I gonna sort it out
Am I gonna sort it out
Am I gonna sort it out

We’ve been apart for so long
I thought you were for ever gone
But now you?ve come back to me
I don?t care about where you?ve been
I don?t care about anything
My baby has come back to me
And it?s just like cherry kicks
Aaaahaaa
Just like cherry kicks
Aaaahaaa
We?ve been apart for so long
Thought you were for ever gone
But now you?ve come back to me
Aaaaaaahaaaaaaa
Aaaaahaaaa
It?s just like cherry kicks!
Aaaahaaa
Just like cherry kicks!
Aaaahaaa
Just like cherry kicks
Aaaahaaa
Just like cherry kicks
Aaaahaaa
Don?t care about where you?ve been
I don?t care about anything
My baby has come back to me
And it?s just like cherry kicks
Aaaahaaa
Just like cherry kicks
Aaaahaaa
Just like cherry kicks
Aaaahaaa
Just like cherry kicks
Aaaahaaa
Aaaahaaa
Aaaahaaa
Aaaahaaa